The new five pound note!
I never deal in cash; bank transfers and cards are the weapons of choice when riding my account of monies!
So no grubby, infect coins or notes! But what’s this? a shiny new five pound note!
Apparently, it’s tear-resistant and less prone to collecting dirt and grime. And can even survive a spin in the washing machine!
So what does one do with such an item? Well try and tear it of course!
Secondly, sit back rest assured knowing that one day all money can first be cleaned before using! OCD overload…managed!